13th auction closing

All this talk of recession makes me depressed, as by extension, you surely must feel too. As science has so wonderfully proven buying stuff makes you happy. So talk about recession friendly art. You can buy it at recession prices but enjoy the happiness for ages to come. Take for instance, African Sculpture Tall Man Ironwood Giacometti which sold for $.99 with shipping it came to $3.99. What is $4? Even in recession times $4 equates to a cup of coffee or a pack of Big League Chew. Yes, I recognize that even professional baseball players are nothing without their chew but the rest of us are just impostors at best. So why not put $4 towards something that doesn't make gluttons of us? Why not buy art?